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Cretin List

Chief Cretin

The It's MY Arsenal Opinion Cretin List:

Sam Allardyce - walrus-faced professional northerner
Jamie Redknapp - SkySports muppet
Matthew Le Tissier - professional Arsenal hater
Harry Redknapp - tax-dodging ex-Spurs boss

Twitching Cretin

Alan Green - Radio 5 Live complainer
Alex McLeish - Ferguson lover
Ryan Shawcross - numpty
Tony Pulis - Shawcross lover
Sepp Blatter - no explanation needed
Michel Platini - Wenger hater from UEFA
John Terry - flat on his face Chelsea captain

 Falling Cretin (still laughing)

Alan Hansen - Walcott hater
Alan Shearer - professional geordie
Gary Lineker - jug eared BBC employee
Ashley Cole - greedy fool
Andy Townsend - won nothing, but isn't bitter...much

"Irish" (of course he is) Cretin

Graham Poll - cheat
Jeff Wynter - cheat
Howard Webb - cheat
Clive Tyldesley - worst TV commentator in the World
Steve Dunn - Bergkamp hating cheat who cost Arsenal the 2001 FA Cup Final...by cheating
Stuart Attwell - incompetent
Phil Dowd - cheat
Joey Barton - criminal scum who plays football

Criminal Cretin

Clive Allen - Arsenal reject who now hates everything to do with us
David Elleray - cheat who once told me "I hate Arsenal"
Glenn Hoddle - left Ray Parlour out of the World Cup squad
Richard Keys - idiot
Phil Dowd - professional cheat

Cheating Cretin

Steve Claridge - the BBC employ this idiot to talk football
Roy Keane - shameless deserter from ITV
Robbie Savage - challenging Allardyce at the top of the list
Mike Dean - cheat
Tony Gale - professional Arsenal hater on Sky
Craig Burley - Mickey Mouse player turned Donald Duck pundit
Chris Waddle - professional Walcott hater who can't speak English

To be continued...

1 comment:

  1. Could I add Tarquin, Henrietta and thevother Jonny Come Latelys at The Emirates